If you believe that your god is omnipotent and we are all his
children and he offers his protection....
- Why lock your house with deadbolts?
- Why do you buy alarms systems for your home?
- Why would you need computer passwords?
- Why do you install smoke alarms?
- Why would you ever buy a fire extinguisher?
- Why would you buy home insurance?
- Why buy firearms for protection?
- Why do you use seatbelts?
- Why would you wear a bicycle helmet when riding a
bike/motorcycle?
- Why do you look both ways before crossing a street?
- Why do you put up security fences?
- Why do you take self-defense courses to protect yourself?
- Why do you lock your vehicles?
- Why are you afraid of walking in downtown Framingham at night?
- Why would you ever have to hire an attorney?
- Why wear protective clothing at any time for any reason?
- Why would ever build a storm shelter?
- Why would you carry pepper spray?
- Why would you need a safety deposit box?
- Why would you buy health insurance?
- Why would you ever need a doctor?
- Why would you take any medications?
- Why would you need chemotherapy?
- Why would you ever vaccinate your children?
- Why would you ever get a flu shot?
- Why would you ever have to make funeral arrangements for
your own child?
- Why would you ever wear a condom?
- Why would any church ever need a lightning rod?
I'll tell you why!
Because you're all hypocritical pussies!
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