Genesis 1:27 says: So God created man in his own image. The bible states that man is made in the image of God. According to the bible, God has manifested himself three times. Once as a burning bush Once as a pillar of clouds Once as a pillar of fire He speaks thru an ass (audio only) once. For the most part, God is invisible. Why am I not invisible like God? My mirror says I am not made in the image of god. The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike. An invisible god looks remarkably like a non-existent god. God is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent. Why am I so limited? Why does everybody in heaven sit by the right hand of God? Are the people by his left hand less equal or people of color? In hot arid climates with very little water, people tend to use their right hand exclusively for eating because they wipe their ass with their left hand. Waving at a Muslim with your left hand is considered an insult. Does God wipe his ass with his left hand. I do! Does God have an ass?. After all, we are made in the image of God. Does God have nipples? Does God have any naughty parts (breasts, vagina, penis, testicles )? Does he have a belly button? Why would he have one? Does he have legs? Why would he need them? If power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely, then where does this leave God If God is all powerful, why does he regard himself as a jealous god? Inquiring minds want to know. Here are some possible alternate pictures of God Given all the physical and mental diseases and afflictions that we suffer God really did a bad job of cloning himself.

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