| The Book of Revelations is the last book in the bible
for which we can be thankful. It describes the
second coming of Jesus Christ that will end the world. It describes
The Apocalypse or Armaghedon. It is also known as
the End Times.
And the stars of the sky fell
to the earth, as a fig tree casts its unripe figs when shaken by a great wind.
You can bet that when those sixteen quintillion gazillion stars from untold billions of galaxies all fall onto the Earth, it's going to get mighty toasty around here. Get your SunBlock 1,000,000 cream out.
And in those days men will seek death and will not find it;
they will long to die, and death flees from them.
At this point, non-believers are given eternal life and then quickly sent into the lake of fire by the loving Jesus, the lamb of God. Unfortunately for Jesus, he will also be consumed by the immense thermonuclear furnace created by the falling stars. There will be nothing left that can be referred to as matter. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Did you know that forty five percent (45%) of Americans do not save for retirement. Did you know that forty five percent (45%) of Americans strongly believe that the End Times will occur in their lifetimes. Did you know that forty five percent (45%) of Americans are complete and pathetic morons? Every generation for the last 2000 years believes they are living in the end times. They never seem to learn, nor do they ever get tired of being wrong. |
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