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The Christian guide to TORTURING your children
The Christian guide to TORTURING your children The liberals are LYING about torture! Anti-American liberals have created the false notion that torture is wrong! They ignore the fact that Bush's torture program has kept America terrorist free since 2001! They ignore the fact that Jesus Himself showed us that being tortured to death is a good and honorable thing to do. That we can go to Heaven is the direct result of Jesus being tortured to death! And they ignore the fact that torture is the only way we can keep our children out of Hell! Lying liberals, why am I not surprised. Torture is the ONLY way to keep your child from going to Hell! The Holy Bible is crystal clear on this subject: "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell" (Proverbs 23:13-14). False Christians will try to twist the Bible by saying you should ignore parts of the Bible or not take them literally. Those false Christians are lying! James 2:10 teaches us we have to obey the entire Bible. Deuteronomy 4:2 and Revelation 22:18-19 teach us we are not allowed to alter the Bible in any way. So there is no way around this, torture is the only way we can keep our children out of Hell! There is a lot of misinformation on the issue of torturing children for Christ. Hellbound liberals like Michael and Debi Pearl introduce nonsensical concepts in their parenting disaster of a book called "To Train Up a Child" that do not belong in a Godly Christian household. Michael Pearl even allows his wife to yap on the internet about how children should be happy and have fun. Every Christian knows a happy child is a Hell bound child! So please burn these nonsensical books, use an internet filter that blocks sites like nogreaterjoy.org and use the only book that matters: The Holy Bible! Michael and Debi Pearl will stop laughing once they burn in Hell: Torture method #1: Beatings. The is no substitute for a decent Godly beating. The Bible mentions it explicitly over and over again for a reason (Proverbs 13:24, Proverbs 23:13-14, Proverbs 29:15). Unfortunately, over the years, left wing liberals have been making it harder and harder to save your child's soul. They introduced nonsensical concepts like political correctness and child abuse. Completely ignoring the fact that the real child abuse would be to not beat the child. Guided by Satan these America hating communists try to prevent Christian parents from following Biblical rules resulting in eternal damnation for these poor innocent children. Although liberals often pretend to be retarded idiots, I am sure a few of them are going to demonstrate that with their responses to this article, even freedom hating liberals are fully aware that a decent Christian beating is a friendly cuddling compared to the horrors of burning in Hell for trillions and trillions of years. It's an inconvenient truth Obama voters gladly pretend doesn't exist. It's pure evil! The best instrument to beat up your child in this day and age is a 15-inch plastic tube, preferable in a cheerful color. This hurts a lot but leaves fewer marks which could alert the authorities. It's unfortunately that avoiding the authorities should even be an issue, but when Satan put Obama in office we all knew things like this would happen. The cheerful color will make sure the child knows you are torturing it out of love, Christian love. It's extremely important to keep beating the child until the child is without breath to complain. As long as the child protests, screams or cries in response to a beating, the beating is not yet completed. A beating should only end when the child is completely silent. Only that way will you teach your child to be silent and totally obedient as required by Ephesians 6:1. For swatting babies a 12-inch willowy branch, thinner plastic tubing or a wooden spoon can be used. Obviously there are limitations to what you can teach a baby, a fact liberal terrorists always seem to ignore, but you should start with blanket training as soon as the child learns to crawl. For those ignorant on matters of child education, blanket training teaches the child to never leave the blanket you put it on. This saves money on liberal nonsense like a playpen and teaches the child to never disobey you as early as possible. When the child becomes too large for the plastic tube, you can start using rulers, paddles, belts and larger tree branches. At this point the child will have learned to avoid the authorities to prevent the fires of Hell. Make sure to permanently damage their behinds so they always remember they are a disappointment to God whenever they sit down for a moment. Children shouldn't sit down anyway, as it only makes them lazy. It's best to use tools to not hurt your hand: Torture method #2: Humiliation. Torture should target the body and the soul. After all, it's the soul we are trying to save. This might seem illogical, but it is important to not start humiliating the child too soon. E.g. it must first become aware that nakedness is shameful, before you start using nakedness to torture it. If you start sooner it will be less effective because the child gets used to it and it's soul will be hurt less by the torture. The best way to achieve this is to always have many people present when the child undresses itself to nakedness and gets a well deserved beating. It's best to always have your wife, all your other children, their spouses and your grandchildren watch while you beat up your child to maximize the effect. Torture method #3: Starvation. Food is a luxury that should be earned. Food should never be a given. Only if a child has been obedient and done it's chores, should it receive a minimal amount of food. As soon as you figure out which foods the child dislikes, that should the only food you give the child. You don't want to turn your child into a fried chicken eating sinner that steal elections and destroy America! Torture method #4: Cold. Cold water baths, putting children outside in cold weather and hosing off children who have potty training accidents are effective ways to get through to the disobedient child. Heat would be even more effective, but the Obama controlled authorities will prevent you from giving your children a preview of Hell, no matter how effective that would be. It's a shame we now live in a nation where Christians are prosecuted for doing their Godly duty. This child will think twice before sinning again: Torture method #5: Fear. Fear is the most effective of all torture methods. The child should always be afraid it is going to suffer some well deserved beating. One of the things you should do is to wear the plastic tube you use to beat up the child around your neck as a constant reminder that they can be beaten up in an instant. It's also very effective to hang up a spare beating tube near their window so it is the last thing they see when they fall asleep and the first thing they see when they wake up. Fear is the most effective when it is constant. It's important to also beat up the child at random moments, for example when they are asleep, and not only when it does something wrong. The random beatings are a reminder that we are all worthless sinners and that nothing we do is ever good enough for God (Romans 3:10). If the child asks for the reason of the beating, just explain that it has disappointed God. That way the child learns to live in fear of God for it's entire life as only constant fear of God can lead to salvation. My father beat the fear of God into my sinful body when I was a child and I am grateful to my father and to God for assuring my eternal stay in Heaven that way. This, and liberals always twist this into something horrible, is what parenting should be all about. Making sure your child fears God and will spend each and every second of his life to pleasing God, full well knowing nothing he does will ever be good enough for God. Only at God's mercy and forgiveness for our sins, will we ever go to Heaven. There is no other way. Even if a child is completely spoiled by it's parents, it takes only three days to achieve the required level of fear. It takes two days of severe torture to break a child's anger. After that the child becomes too scared to get angry. On the third day the child will draw into a quiet shell and start obeying your every command. Three days is all it takes to save the child from eternal damnation by getting it to fear their father and most importantly, to fear God! The child will be grateful for all eternity when you are both in Heaven. A good thing to keep in mind if the child's well deserved suffering somehow bothers you. You're never too young to fear God: Torture method #6: Death. There is no maximum age for torturing your children. You have to keep torturing your children until the day you die. My own father actually died while he was giving my brother, who also died, an extremely severe beating for masturbating. No doubt both of them are now in Heaven. You should, of course, never torture your child to death on purpose as the Bible clearly forbids this. But sometimes Jesus blesses the child by sending it to Heaven during a well deserved Godly beating. This is a beautiful thing that is unfortunately completely misrepresented by the Obama liberal media. They call Godly parents like Larry and Carri Williams "guilty of homicidal abuse of a child and first-degree assault" instead of praising them for doing their Godly duty. Lying liberals, why am I not surprised. Mission accomplished, the child is in Heaven: Larry and Carri Williams, innocent victims of the liberal media:
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The Christian guide to TORTURING your children
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." |
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Wonderfull guide, Cranky.
By the way, there is a wonderfull instrument to educate the teens invented by a True Christian™ and a American Sanford Baker called "tramp chair". Yes, I agree, the name needs more work, but, the device works wonders. And the best part, you can even build it in your own back yard or, because of those hippy liberals, can be build it on a wheeled platform to be moved around. Put your teen in that metal cage somewhere in the woods for a few days and there you go, a lesson and no marks what so ever for those darn liberals to notice.
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1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God |
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Great guide!
Cold is an underestimated tool in parenting, and I have good experience with cold showers, cold baths and putting children outside in cold weather in troubled situations. Nakedness is also very handy when dealing with kids in their lower teens who got ADHD or Oppositional Defiant Disorder as a result of liberal parenting. Why drugging kids with Ritalin when the mere threat of nakedness in front of the class makes the kid behave. Nakedness is all natural - no side effects. Nakedness might not work as good on boys as it does on girls, but forcing boys to wear girl's clothes in public have great results too.
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That one should not be overused on boys though, you do not wan't to produce a crossdresser.
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1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God |
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Agreed. As soon as the child seems to like it, you know you should never do it again.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." |
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Thank you for this guidance, Brother.
I only wish I had had this clear pathway to Biblical chastisement laid out to me earlier. My children were so much harder to beat into submission when I saw the light and stopped being a limp wristed Catholic. Had I begun beating them properly when they were ten months old instead of ten years old they would have knuckled under much sooner, I'm sure. As it is, I've not heard from Jack for a good few months since he moved to Germany to witness to the Turkish immigrants. I'm sure he and his good friend Tarquin are fine. They are such close companions they have each other's backs - in fact this became a standing joke with them. "Don't worry, Dad, Tarquin always covers my back and I cover his." And then they laughed and laughed... I never really understood why that was so funny. Anyway, I'm all for starting young with them so they don't learn to talk back to you and wear out your whacking arm.
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Waterboarding has always been my preferred form of parenting
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They ignore the fact that Jesus Himself showed us that being tortured to death is a good and honorable thing to do. That we can go to Heaven is the direct result of Jesus being tortured to death! And they ignore the fact that torture is the only way we can keep our children out of Hell! Lying liberals, why am I not surprised. Quote:
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I am not the person to wish hell on somebody, for one because I don't believe in it, and even if I did, I would never wish eternal pain on anybody. Probably I could make an exception for you, but you already constructed your own personal hell here on earth. I pity you for what a poor, soulless, tormented being you are. |
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." |
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You have a lot to learn, before you can make any qualified statement. And stop piffling your children. It is one of the most severe crimes we know and against the bible! |
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Your remarks would be funny, if they weren't so sad.
You didn't read my original post, you didn't read my reply to your post and you certainly didn't read the Bible. At most you browsed it a bit while masturbating over a photo of Justin Bieber. It's time to get a bath and get a job girl. The free ride is over.
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The Christian guide to TORTURING your children
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." |
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Thats how my parents raised me and how I'm raising my son.
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Just what do you think gives you the right to make demands here?
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I gave plenty of arguments, all based on Holy scripture.
That you are incapable of seeing what is right in front of you, doesn't mean it isn't there. Unfortunately there is no way to make you see that. You either figure it out or you don't.
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The Christian guide to TORTURING your children
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." |
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I Kings 7:23 And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about. New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers? Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too. Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God. Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today! |
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Deuteronomy 6:13 Thou shalt fear the Lord thy God, and serve him, and shalt swear by his name. 1 Samuel 7:3 And Samuel spake unto all the house of Israel, saying, If ye do return unto the Lord with all your hearts, then put away the strange gods and Ashtaroth from among you, and prepare your hearts unto the Lord, and serve him only: and he will deliver you out of the hand of the Philistines. 2 Chronicles 19:3 Nevertheless there are good things found in thee, in that thou hast taken away the groves out of the land, and hast prepared thine heart to seek God. God gave you a choice, worship Him or perish. It's all in your own free will.
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