If every religion states that failure to follow their creed will get you to hell, there is some question as to whether any one goes to heaven. But, if you should somehow accidentally slip in, You just sit at the right hand of God. Who sits by the left hand of God? The blacks, the gypsies and the mexican midget sumu wrestlers? You just get to hang out with the Lord. Doesn't this get boring after a few million years? You may get to meet all your dead relatives in Heaven, including that uncle who used to molest you when you were a child. He's in heaven because he was a priest in the church. You also get to spend eternity thinking about those who are suffering in Hell. Like your atheist kid, your Grandma who was a hooker... Now, that's a loving religion.
You should go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
Christianity does not provide for posthumous sex in heaven. There are no virgins to greet you unless you consider old nuns to be virgins. According to the bible, there are numerous creatures that commute between Heaven Hell and Earth. Jesus and his mother went in, angels come in and out on a routine basis. Humans only go in and never come out. It seems to be a prison of some sort.... same as Hell but the climate is better. People who have no annoying vices have some pretty damned annoying virtues. My view of heaven
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