30 Bible Verses about Torture

Deuteronomy 28:29-35

The LORD will smite you with madness and with blindness and with bewilderment of heart; and you will grope at noon, as the blind man gropes in darkness, and you will not prosper in your ways; but you shall only be oppressed and robbed continually, with none to save you. You shall betroth a wife, but another man will violate her; you shall build a house, but you will not live in it; you shall plant a vineyard, but you will not use its fruit. Your ox shall be slaughtered before your eyes, but you will not eat of it; your donkey shall be torn away from you, and will not be restored to you; your sheep shall be given to your enemies, and you will have none to save you. Your sons and your daughters shall be given to another people, while your eyes look on and yearn for them continually; but there will be nothing you can do. A people whom you do not know shall eat up the produce of your ground and all your labors, and you will never be anything but oppressed and crushed continually. You shall be driven mad by the sight of what you see. The LORD will strike you on the knees and legs with sore boils, from which you cannot be healed, from the sole of your foot to the crown of your head. The LORD will bring you and your king, whom you set over you, to a nation which neither you nor your fathers have known, and there you shall serve other gods, wood and stone. You shall become a horror, a proverb, and a taunt among all the people where the LORD drives you.

Aren't you surprised that the Lord was not sticking hot pokers up his ass or needles into his eyes or penis.
If car batteries and copper wiring had been invented, the good Lord would have used them on nipples and testicles.

Exodus 4:24-26: Moses's son gets his weiner sliced and diced

Our biblical hero, Moses son almost gets killed by god because Moses son Gershom was not circumcised but Moses's wife Zipporah saves the day by using some flint to circumcise him and throw the foreskin at Moses's feet.. I'd love to see the video of that.

1 Samuel 18:27 (David and his 200 foreskins)

If you like cutting off foreskins on dead or live people, check out what our biblical hero, future King David did with the Philistines He brought home 200 foreskins. Imagine the fun you can have slicing and dicing foreskins all day.

Imagine a live Philistine hogtied while you whittle off his foreskin with a flint rock.. let him scream...

If you deepfry the foreskins, they make a tasty snack to be eaten with crackers, cheese and wine.

There is no reason you can't stick a glowing red hot rod up his ass while you're there cutting his foreskin. It might get you a hard boner.

Jeremiah 52:10 Nebuchadnezzar enjoys killing on behalf of god.

The king of Babylon, Nebuchadnezzar, slaughtered the sons of Zedekiah before his eyes, and he also slaughtered all the princes of Judah in Riblah. Then he blinded the eyes of Zedekiah; and the king of Babylon bound him with bronze fetters and brought him to Babylon and put him in prison until the day of his death.

Isaiah 13:15-18

Anyone who is found will be thrust through, And anyone who is captured will fall by the sword. Their little ones also will be dashed to pieces Before their eyes; Their houses will be plundered And their wives ravished. Behold, I am going to stir up the Medes against them, Who will not value silver or take pleasure in gold. And their bows will mow down the young men, They will not even have compassion on the fruit of the womb, Nor will their eye pity children.

Psalm 137:9

Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

2 Kings 8:12

And Hazael said, Why weepeth my lord? And he answered, Because I know the evil that thou wilt do unto the children of Israel: their strong holds wilt thou set on fire, and their young men wilt thou slay with the sword, and wilt dash their children, and rip up their women with child.

Hosea 13:16

Samaria will bear her guilt because she has rebelled against her God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to pieces, and their pregnant women ripped open.

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