Aaaah! I see you pressed the naughty symbol.

I delight in the knowledge that it might have offended you.

When you can show me hard evidence of Noah's Ark or The Exodus and jewish slavery in Egypt then I will be more willing to believe your asinine HoloHoax story .

Behind my naughty symbol lies a real live human being, Adolf Hitler . Behind your obnoxious symbol, the Star Of David, lies an imaginary penis foreskin collector acting on behalf of an imaginary god.

Perhaps you can convince me of your self-righteousness by selling me a talking snake , a talking donkey or a flying horse.

Shown below are some symbols that offend me.

The first one has caused untold misery across the planet.

When I see these symbols go away, my symbol will go away.

Symbols are for the simple-minded and those of you who are willfully ignorant.

So let me get this right.
  • You use a computer and the internet extensively
  • You watch TV
  • You use a smartphone extensively
  • You take medicine when you are sick
  • You go to hospitals when you're really sick
  • You vaccinate yourself against disease.
  • You take science/technology clases in school.
  • You fly on airplanes
  • You drive cars on modern highways and roads.
  • You utilize trains.
  • You most likely utilize GPS in your car.
  • You live in a modern home with smoke alarms and security systems
  • You have heating/air conditioning in your house.
  • You buy all your food in large food stores
  • You watch movies in theatres.
  • You use electricity
  • You use clean tap water
  • You cook on a stove or oven or microwave.
  • You use a refridgerator and freezer,
  • You wear clothes that are massed produced.
  • You use a toilet and toilet paper
  • You utilize a complex sewer system.
  • You go to churches with modern sound systems
  • We can blow shit up with thermonuclear bombs.
  • You've watched endless clips on the exploration of our solar system.
  • You know we have landed on the moon several times.
  • You live a life surrounded by science and technology and you are totally dependent on science and technology.

But you think scientists are lying about evolution?

Evolution is a fact, and it is among the more secure facts known to science. All that we have seen and tested in 150 years has confirmed the concept of evolution. The following branches of science all confirm evolution: anthropology, biology, microbiology, molecular anthropology, molecular biology genetics, biochemistry, paleontology, archeology, entomology, embryology, geology, plate tectonics, astronomy, and cosmology.. More than anything else, modern genetics and DNA confirms all aspects of evolution.

Religion cannot accept Evolution simply because it blows Genesis out of the water and destroys their imaginary world to bits and pieces. This constitutes a complete failure to deal with reality.

You're being a willfully ignorant moron.

A man who refuses to think has no advantage over a man who cannot think.

You then have your really esoteric beliefs.

The best one is the talking snake that speaks our language.

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